Leather Fur Coats

phuket tailors?

are they any good?
i would love a double breasted trench coat made, and a leather jacket or a puffy jumper with a fur hood.

i understand they wont be able to make the last two but yes, are the tailors in phuket any good?

Can a Man Wear a Females Jacket/Coat?

Ok…so i have found a vintage jacket that belonged to my mom..

its plenty big and its long like a trench maybe a bit longer like 3/4 and it has a belt strap dangling in the back but no actual belt is on the coat to actually be strapped….

basically i just want to kno can i get a way with a long coat that is supposedly for females but it fit me fine and jus a little loose

theres no flowers or shiny things on it jus straight leather and some fur on the collar

What do I do with this strange gift from my mother in law?

Last Christmas my mother in law asked for a small list of things we’d like for Christmas. This is usually quite hard for us to come up with because the exchange feels rather awkward. So, we sat down and came up with a couple of things. We’re not by any means well off but we hardly are in need of anything…so I asked for a pair of slippers for around the house. I had just had a baby and was going to be spending a lot of time at home. Slippers seemed fair and inexpensive. My husband made his own list and off it went.

Come Christmas time, we all eagerly awaited the gifts for the new baby, and the pile dwindled and last came my gift. I cracked the box open and …..oh my god…my mother in law got me a pair of traditional native moccasins complete with black rabbit fur that goes half way up mid shin. They’re red leather and a ton of beading. Now, I think they’re nice. But, I’m not exactly native (I understand that non-natives can wear moccasins) nor have I ever expressed interest in…traditional moccasins. She thought that they were amazing. She went on about how they were made on a reserve and how they’re real leather and fur and how some lady stitched the beading….I have to tell you folks it took all of my will not to die of embarrassment as I put them on. Here I am, wearing my Christmas day outfit dawning these gaudy and tacky moccasins.

They’ve sat in my closet in their original box ever since. Now we’re about to move and I have been considering what to do with them. I took a moment to look up the brand and make on line and they are apparently 100$! That shocks me but doesn’t surprise me. My husbands mother blows money like that on awful things. I am appreciative for the gift but also a little frustrated. I tried to keep it simple and ask for something fairly fool proof and this is what happened. This isn’t the first time this kind of thing has happened either. The year before she bought me a house coat that looked like some one skinned the dog from Blues Clues *sigh*.

What do I do with these darned things? I feel awful throwing them away but I really find them quite ugly. The handwork on them is nice and I’m sure that SOMEONE out there would like them, but not me….

What do you do?…?

I was wondering what you do if one of those AR/PETA freaks throws red paint on your leather or fur jacket during a protest? I saw them do it last week while protesting outside a restaurant. The guy who’s coat was ruined dialed someone (i’m assuming the police) but the crazys ran away. Are you allowed to conduct a citizens arrest and hold the person down while police arrive?

I didnt get this jokee, whats it mean?

Three girl friends have met up for their weekly meal together and are discussing their relationships.

One of them is engaged, one is a mistress and the other is married.

They decide that to try and surprise their men that night all three will dress up in a leather S&M style bodice, red stilettos and a mask.

The next week they meet up again and compare their experiences.

The engaged girl says, ‘The other night, when my fiance came home, he found me in the leather bodice, the high red stilettos and mask covering my eyes. As soon as he
saw me he grabbed me saying “I love you” and carried me upstairs where we made love all night.’

The mistress says, ‘I went up to my lover’s hotel room where he was waiting for me and knocked on the door. I was wearing the leather bodice, the red stilettos, and the mask, with my fur coat on top. When I entered the room and dropped my coat to the floor, he said “Wow” and we made love all night.

The married girl say ‘Hmmph, I got myself dr
Sorry this is the end!

The married one then said: “The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night. I got myself ready – leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed a beer, slapped me on the a**, and said, “Hey Batman, what’s for dinner?”

how to surprise a man?

Three girl friends have met up for their weekly meal together and are discussing their relationships.

One of them is engaged, one is a mistress and the other is married.

They decide that to try and surprise their men that night all three will dress up in a leather S&M style bodice, red stilettos and a mask.

The next week they meet up again and compare their experiences.

The engaged girl says, ‘The other night, when my fiance came home, he found me in the leather bodice, the high red stilettos and mask covering my eyes. As soon as he
saw me he grabbed me saying “I love you” and carried me upstairs where we made love all night.’

The mistress says, ‘I went up to my lover’s hotel room where he was waiting for me and knocked on the door. I was wearing the leather bodice, the red stilettos, and the mask, with my fur coat on top. When I entered the room and dropped my coat to the floor, he said “Wow” and we made love all night.
The married girl say ‘Hmmph, I got myself dressed up the same as you two, leather bodice, red stilettos and mask over my eyes and waited for my husband to get home from work.”

“He opened the door, came in and said “Evening Batman, what’s for dinner?”

Rich guy poor guy joke. Star if you like?

One day a rich guy and a poor guy were conversing about what they were getting there wives for Christmas.

The rich guy…arrogant and cocky looks at the poor guy and said he was getting his wife a brand new Mercedes (fully loaded, leather, climate control, power everything etc..) & a Mink Fur Coat.

The poor guy ask why would you buy her a car for Christmas?
The rich guy (rubbing in his wealth) turns and tells the poor guy that he thought he would get her a car just in case she didn’t like the coat she would have something to drive to take the coat back to the store.

Rich guy looks at the poor guy and asks him what he was getting his wife.
The poor guy tells the rich guy he was getting his wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo.

The rich guy ask why in the world would you buy her a dildo?
The poor guy turns & tells the rich guy “I got her a dildo cause if she don’t like the flip flops she can go F*** herself!!!”